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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Be careful--- This english will KILL U with laughters......
Killing English
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
once Hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to America..."
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
Dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on,
but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!
"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"
"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand.
Computer how understand??
Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the
principal has passed away"
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
once Hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to America..."
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
Dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on,
but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!
"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"
"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand.
Computer how understand??
Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the
principal has passed away"
What Steve Job Thinks In Heaven
Steve Jobs Is In Heaven & Discussing With God About
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How to create iwife with mute mode !
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How to create iwife with mute mode !
Nice calculation of student's shedule(read without fail)
Why student fails in exams...?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because
the year ONLY
has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and
difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE..
Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15
days.
Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)-means 30days.
Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
15 days
Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) -40
days.
Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????
Balance = 0
"How can a student pass ?????"
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because
the year ONLY
has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and
difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE..
Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15
days.
Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)-means 30days.
Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
15 days
Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) -40
days.
Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????
Balance = 0
"How can a student pass ?????"
Why this kolaveri di remix --IT GUYS
Why this kolaveri di-My remix --IT GUYS
Hello boys.. I am singing song.. soup song.. flop song
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
...
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(rthym corrct)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(maintain plz)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..adi
Mmmm mmm mmmm
Distance uula bikeu bikeu bikeu colouruu black uu
Bike-u backseat girluu girluu girlu coloru whiteuu
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
White-u skinu clientu clientu
Clientu heartu Blacku
Issue u Issue u meet u meet u
My appraisal darku
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Dialogue1: ”mama.. notes eduthuko.. apadiye kaila KT eduthuko”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Sariya reverse KT sollu
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve ve
Dialogue2:”he he he he.. Super maama super maama.. ready? 1…. 2uu.. 3eee 4”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve
Dialogue3:” Ok. Maama.. now tune change.. uh?”
Kaila Mouse u(Di:”illa illa only English huh”)
Hand-la mouse uu Mouse la code u
Code u fulla erroruu
Empty lifeu project comeu
Life reversu gearu
Bug bug u. Oh my bug u
U showed me BOW u
Beer u beer u.. Holy beer u
I want you here now u
God I am dying now u
PM happy how u
This song is for IT guys u
We don’t have choice u
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(2)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..di
Flop song…
Hello boys.. I am singing song.. soup song.. flop song
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
...
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(rthym corrct)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(maintain plz)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..adi
Mmmm mmm mmmm
Distance uula bikeu bikeu bikeu colouruu black uu
Bike-u backseat girluu girluu girlu coloru whiteuu
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
White-u skinu clientu clientu
Clientu heartu Blacku
Issue u Issue u meet u meet u
My appraisal darku
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Dialogue1: ”mama.. notes eduthuko.. apadiye kaila KT eduthuko”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Sariya reverse KT sollu
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve ve
Dialogue2:”he he he he.. Super maama super maama.. ready? 1…. 2uu.. 3eee 4”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve
Dialogue3:” Ok. Maama.. now tune change.. uh?”
Kaila Mouse u(Di:”illa illa only English huh”)
Hand-la mouse uu Mouse la code u
Code u fulla erroruu
Empty lifeu project comeu
Life reversu gearu
Bug bug u. Oh my bug u
U showed me BOW u
Beer u beer u.. Holy beer u
I want you here now u
God I am dying now u
PM happy how u
This song is for IT guys u
We don’t have choice u
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(2)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..di
Flop song…
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Newton's law:
A Cow was walking. NEWTON stopped it. It
stopped.
He found his first law,
"An object continues to move unless it's
stopped".
He gave a FORCE by kicking the Cow, it gave a
Sound "MA"!
He formulated the 2nd law, F=MA!!
After sometime the Cow gave a kick to Newton,
then he formulated the 3rd Law.
i.e, 'EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL & OPPOSITE
REACTION'.
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